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Runners' Roleplay

Your runs. Our silly AI-analysis.

I used to screenshot my Strava runs and upload them to AI tools. Every time I got some kind of useful insight, but I was missing a bit of fun, some silliness.

So I built this. No boring charts. No generic advice. And while it was just some technical exercise in the beginning, I discovered that I started looking forward to the analysis I was about to receive, or that I would ponder which coach would perform the analysis this time.

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Thomas - Creator of Runners' Roleplay

Hi, I'm Thomas 👋

I'm a runner who got really tired of taking screenshots of my Strava activities and uploading them to AI tools, only to get back dry analysis about pace trends and heart rate zones.

Where was the personality? The humor? Someone to mock me when I bonked at mile 3, or celebrate that I actually got out of bed at 5 AM?

So I built this. Not to make you a better runner—but to make running more fun.

My goal isn't to get rich. Seriously. I just want to bring some joy and laughter to fellow runners. If this thing makes enough to cover the server costs and AI fees, I'll be a happy man. That's why the pricing is simple.

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How It Works

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Join the Club

Sign up—it's free to start. I built this thing myself, so yes, I actually care about your experience.

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Connect to Strava

Link your Strava account. I'll automatically pull in your runs and have the coaches do their thing.

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Get "Feedback"

After every run, a coach drops an honest review in your inbox. Could be hype, could be humiliation, could be existential philosophy. You never know what you'll get—and that's the fun part.

Meet the team

The Ancient Roman
The Ancient Roman
The Conspiracy Theorist
The Conspiracy Theorist
The Burned-Out Corporate Middle Manager
The Burned-Out Corporate Middle Manager
Your Disappointed Father
Your Disappointed Father
The Drill Sergeant
The Drill Sergeant
Eoan, the Eighties New Waver
Eoan, the Eighties New Waver
Evil Genius
Evil Genius
Fortune Teller
Fortune Teller
The Lifestyle Enthusiast
The Lifestyle Enthusiast
The Mob Boss
The Mob Boss
Infomercial Host
Infomercial Host
The Nature Documentary Narrator
The Nature Documentary Narrator
The Nihilist
The Nihilist
The Overly Enthusiastic Coach
The Overly Enthusiastic Coach
Pirate Captain
Pirate Captain
The Romantic Poet
The Romantic Poet
The Dramatic Shakespearean Actor
The Dramatic Shakespearean Actor
Your Supportive Mom
Your Supportive Mom
The Chill Surfer Dude
The Chill Surfer Dude
The Admiring Friend
The Admiring Friend
Zen Master
Zen Master

Fresh of the track

Eoan, the Eighties New Waver
Eoan, the Eighties New Waver

Your 6:40/km cadence is totally like electronic, thumping steady as a heavy new wave bassline with those early laps printing like crisp dot matrix highs. This run is giving me major The Smiths vibes, so don't stop believing in your training, Thomas. We're all temporary like a Polaroid fading, ozone cracking while the Doomsday Clock ticks on like bad weather.

Pirate Captain
Pirate Captain

Ahoy Jeroen, ye scurvy bilge rat! This 7.11km trot at 5:48/km be slower than yer last Avondloop, movin' like a drunken parrot on the briny deep instead of outrunnin' the Royal Navy. Hoist the helm harder next time or I'll maroon yer sorry arse into a sea of regret! Yar, claim them doubloons only if ye stop slackin' like this.

The Lifestyle Enthusiast
The Lifestyle Enthusiast

Love this for you, Jeroen, that avondloop at 5:44/km is SO good and a total leap forward from your social run! Running pairs beautifully with barefoot hiking because it will optimize your cortisol levels, and I started switching to grass-fed butter coffee and it's changed everything. Your best life awaits when you round this out with some competitive archery, babe!

Pricing

Free

Free
  • 10 AI-powered run analyses (then subscribe to continue)
  • Access to 10 basic coach personas
  • Email summaries of your runs
  • Strava sync integration
  • Basic activity stats and metrics
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POPULAR

Basic

$2/month
  • Everything in Free, plus:
  • Unlimited AI-powered run analyses
  • 5 bonus personas unlocked immediately
  • Additional personas unlock at 10, 50, and 100 runs
  • Priority analysis generation
  • No conversion emails or interruptions
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Pro

$4/month
  • Everything in Basic, plus:
  • ALL 18+ coach personas unlocked immediately
  • No workout requirements - instant access to everything
  • Early access to new personas and features
  • Advanced training insights and trends
  • Priority support
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